Investigation probe, initiated by the discovery that that the Titanic sub had exploded 4 days prior to the banging sounds heard by rescuers, finds that orcas had been banging pots and kitchen utensils together to lure would be rescuers to the depths. 

Alert readers of orcassuck.com have reported that Orcas have been sighted running a pizza joint as a front end to a human trafficking business. 

Eyewitness took a picture of orcas at a conference room of an unnamed tech company discussing censorship strategies to keep unfavorable orca stories out of the news. 

Questions related to censorship strategies and human trafficking were not answered, but the orcas' representatives insisted that location for the press conference was intentional.